Train
I am Anthony Morcom.
I was born in 1985. In 1985 over 9,000 people died in an earthquake in Mexico City and Coca Cola changed to New Coke for just three months.
I live in Wales.
I am looking forward to Spider-Man 3.
I like Superman.
I like that old people don't run around in a panic at the thought of their not too distant death.
I like things that aren't supposed to smell, but have smells added onto them, like pens that smell.
I'd like to have a pet monkey one day or at least visit Monkey World.
I mostly listen to music by Elliott Smith, Regina Spektor and The Velvet Underground.
I like the idea of living in a futuristic world where everything is shiny and confusing and I can talk into my watch.
I'd like to go for a picnic in a field this year.
I like to think that all factories have horns that sound when the day is over like in all the cartoons.
I've just learnt how to play chess. The computer beats me most of the time, but I shouldn't be able to beat a computer anyway. A computer is much better suited to win at chess than me.
I'm trying to learn how to play the guitar, but I can't seem to work out how to do it.
I like watching The Wire. It is the best tv show ever made.
I am almost an Egyptology student.
I may have forgotten how to ride a bike. I won't know until I ride one.
I can't remember a lot of things.
I don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
I'm not sure if I like living next to a train track.
I don't like sitting infront of a crying girl on the bus.
I never answer a ringing payphone when I walk past it. It's probably me calling from the future and I wouldn't know what to say.
I haven't climbed a tree for years. I don't know if I can do it.
I don't eat out in nice restaurants enough.
I never play football anymore.
I can't run for more than a minute without getting tired.
I don't know why people will stop and stare at a building being demolished for hours, but don't give one being built a second glance. People like destruction, I suppose.
I don't like people who spit through their teeth like a water pistol.
I am distressed at the chav to human ratio in Swansea.
I'm probably going to get a very bad mark in my degree.
But it could be worse.
posted by batteriesfeelincluded |
8:11 pm
0 Comments:
Post a Comment